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Mon, 26 Mar 2007:

This had to be documented, like the other offtopic masterpeices. It all starts from a mail which had a typo - "Vacancy for 1/2 girls" which evolved into a discussion about dinosaurs (don't ask). But it eventually ended up with Dinoman and spo0nman in discussion.

I know Kung-Fu: Now throw yourself back to the Matrix, the first ever episode [1] - spo0nman as Neo. dinoman as Tank and me as Morpheus.

spo0nman  : Reg-ex? I'm going to learn Reg-ex?... Holy shit.
dinoman   : Hey Mikey, I think he likes it. How about some more?
spo0nman  : Hell yes. Hell yeah.
t3rmin4t0r: How is he?
dinoman   : Ten hours straight. He's a machine.
spo0nman  : I know Regular expressions.
t3rmin4t0r: Show me.

Volley #2: Now, that alone wouldn't classify as an offtopic masterpeice. So here's the second wave with even more - in the matrix gym.

Sometime later, after t3 beats the cwap out of spo0nman,

dinoman   : There is no spoon, really.
t3rmin4t0r: How did I beat you?
spo0nman  : You were too fast.
t3rmin4t0r: Do you think my beating you has anything to do with perl
            in this place?
spo0nman  : ....

t3rmin4t0r: Again... 

And I for one, welcome our matrix spoofing overlords ... *bows*

I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.
                    -- Hobbes

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