As gleaned from the php irc channels on wednesday :-
<helly_> need to show a table with >2k columns, it can but not show all column headers <SaraMG> funny <Rasmus_> You need Dell's new 8192" wide monitor for that table <Davey|Job> *with* the built in HDD <Rasmus_> and a bicycle <g0pz> and it blinks "pedal faster !!" <Derick> 8192 inch <Derick> wow <Derick> that's 208.0768 meters.. <scoates> Derick: NVGA <scoates> (Neighborhood) <scoates> it requires 16GB of video ram, though.. <andrei_> it's not the size that matters <andrei_> it's the font
The humor doesn't stop with IRC channels, though. Consider this very awesome groklaw comment, inspired by the Cheese Shop sketch. Also making the rounds is more interesting things like this firefox gurl.
Life's never boring if you watch this world carefully enough.--
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.